Dad: Be safe tonight.
Me: I'll be on the internet.
Dad: Just don't drink and drive.
Me: I'll be on the internet.
Dad: Don't get in anyone's car that's been drinking. Call me if you need a right home.
Me: I'll be on the internet. All night.
Dad: You're just saying that because I'm your dad.
Me: I'm just saying that because I have no friends.

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